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    Home » Jokes » Two Indian women friends, Sheela and Kusum had gone for a girl's night out

    Two Indian women friends, Sheela and Kusum had gone for a girl's night out


    Two Indian women friends, Sheela and Kusum had gone for a girl's night out - both were very beautiful and loving wives.
    However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend Sheela, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next  a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

    The next day, Mr. Pernab, Kusum's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the Mr. Taran the other husband and said, 'These dam girls' night out have got to stop - I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.'

    You think that's bad' said Taran, the other husband, 'Sheela' is lying in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says....
       
    "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"
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